this is the longest night of my life. one second i am dripping sweat and the next freezing, so cold. blankets on blankets off. feet out feet in. my head aches i am so tired, and sleep would pass the time so nicely.
i had that thought at 2:2o and at 2:41 i was wide awake again, what just happened? what had i just been thinking? oh that's right, i was thinking about laughter. must have drifted off.
we were in an office, my girlfriends and i, and we were looking at books and making notes and all were very excited about trying this new diet. this one was really going to work. oprah said so. and then a man in a white coat came in to give us orientation and he said
"now the most important part of this regimine, ladies, is that there is to be no humor - i mean none - for the first 14 days. no laughter, no jokes, no sitcoms, no sarcasm, nothing. you are to remain calm and stern. that is the only way this will work."
that is SO not funny.
no wonder the dream only lasted a few minutes.
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